The 68-year-old retired talk show host did one of his famous top 10 lists to slam Donald, who has been riddled with controversy in the recent past.
''I retired and… I had no regrets. None. I was happy. I'll make actual friends. I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president,'' David told the crowd. ''I have made the biggest mistake of my life, I tell you.''
1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.
2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled, “NO Amigos” (a reference to the 1986 comedy, “Three Amigos,” that starred Short and Martin).
3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND: That’s not a hairdo — it’s a wind advisory.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull… Oh, no, wait, that’s me.
7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!
8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
10. That thing on his head was the gopher in ''Caddyshack.''
-JJ
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